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I know what you're thinking: Who's the REAL killer here? Well, I'm not sure, but I've hired ace detective Orenthal James Simpson to find out! (What is this, two weeks ago? Are we still making these jokes? [the sad part is, I made this joke several months ago, and it's once again it has become relevant... well, perhaps that's not the best choice of words... anyway]) He is highly experienced in sleuthing out "REAL killers", so with him on the case, we'll have this mystery figured out in no time!!! (and by "no time" I mean like, "12+ years and he was the one responsible the whole time. YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS: OJ SIMPSON TOTALLY INVENTED THE PROCESS OF PARTIALLY HYDROGENATING OIL." What a jerk, I tells ya'.)
New description coming soon. I can't believe I just reused the thing I wrote for my Threadless sub, back in 2006. OJ Simpson jokes. I mean, really.
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