ALL orders are subject to stock availability
Due to the limited amount of shirts I have in certain colors and sizes, the shirt you want may not be available when you order. If you are concerned, please email me to check on the size/style/color you're interested in. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience!


returns & exchanges
If your shirt is defective or does not fit properly, please email me within 30 days of receiving your order, and I will arrange an exchange or refund. Return shipping is not refundable, but I will cover the shipping if an exchange is made.

**Only new/unworn shirts will be accepted for returns/exchanges.**
Please don't try to trick me :(


shipping info (within the USA)
Shipping & handling is $7.50 for 1-2 shirts, $10 for 3-4, $12 for 5-6. please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. (orders with out of stock items will take longer; please email me prior to ordering if time is a concern.)


shipping info (international)


- Canada: $7.50 USD for 1-2 shirts, $10 for 3-4, $12 for 5-6

- Mexico: $8.50 USD for 1-2 shirts, $10.50 for 3-4, $12.50 for 5-6

- European countries: $9.50 USD for 1-2 shirts, $11.50 for 3-4, $13.50 for 5-6

- All other countries (Australia, Asian, African and South American countries, etc.): $9 USD for 1-2 shirts, $11 for 3-4, $13 for 5-6

please allow 2-5 weeks for delivery.


payment info
Payments are made through Paypal, however, you do not need a Paypal account to order! Just click the link that says "Don't have a PayPal account?", when you check out. check/money order payments: please email me using the form below.


potential FAQ: What happened to [design you no longer carry]?
Certain designs of mine haven't been received very well, so I've slowly but surely began retiring such designs. So far it's just the pink popsicle. I plan to make an archive never eventually, but you're looking to reminisce, here's a link in the meantime.


potential FAQ: Will you steal my identity and/or money?
No.


potential FAQ: Will you steal my antique die-cast ice cream scoop?
Yes.


about the shirts
Designs are either screenprints (by Brunetto T-shirts!), professional heat-transfers (by Spot98!), or direct-to-garment/DTG (by Threadsafe!). All shirts are American Apparel brand. So rest assured, none of these garments were produced by a small asian child in unfit working conditions. But, if that's your cup of tea, I can always try to sew shirt for you, in my really messy sewing room! :D


washing instructions/tips
- wash with warm to cold water; tumble dry low OR line dry (note: for
puffy pink popsicle, line dry ONLY; the high heat from tumble drying may cause the puffy ink to crack or peel. the lowest setting may work, depending on your machine, but dry at your own risk.)
- wash shirt inside out
- no bleach!
- DO NOT iron over the [screen printed] design!
- some fabric colors may run during initial washing (especially the usual suspects, like red, and other bright/dark colors), so if you care about your white clothes turning pink, PLEASE be careful and wash accordingly. (recommendation: I usually soak the shirt in a bucket overnight, for the first washing)

fuzzy heat transfer peeling
If the fuzzy heat transfer on your shirt (incognito bear) starts to peel off after washing, don't panic! This is easily fixable! Here's what you do:

1. wait until the shirt is completely dry
2. lay the shirt flat on ironing board/ironing surface of choice (bed, flat chair, table with a towel on it, etc.)
3. lay a towel flat over the shirt
4. set your iron to the medium heat setting
5. press iron firmly over the area of the design that's peeling off for about 20-30 seconds.
6. remove the towel, and let the shirt cool. upon cooling, check the peeling area to see if it's stuck on. if so: hooray! if not: put the towel back and repeat the ironing process with medium-high heat.

wholesale info
I'm all for it! Please inquire within for rates. :)


contact form
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to send me an email with this form!
I will get back to you as soon as possible.*


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* I apologize in advance if my idea of "as soon as possible" is much lengthier than yours. :/ Due to fun things like work and school, I often get backed up on my "DO THESE THINGS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!"-list. :/ If your inquiry is urgent, please let me know! You can preface it with things like, "MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!" or "FIRE!! FIRE!!!" or "IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH BECAUSE I AM ON FIRE!!!!! ALSO I THINK YOU SHOULD EMAIL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AS A COMMENDATION FOR BEING ABLE TO TYPE WHILE ON FIRE. THANK YOU."
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