Some benefits this shirt will provide you, upon purchasing:
Frederick, the bewildered frozen fellow featured in this design, is the most compelling individual you will ever feature on the upper left hand side of your torso. (barring talking parrots, especially the colorful ones) His interests include: pie, long walks on the beach, and the 80's sitcom, Night Court. He is often found napping, or solving Sudoku puzzles. (with a difficulty level of easy, medium on a good day) Incidentally, he's allergic to orange artificial flavoring.
- Convenient fake pocket, for those times when you want the look of a pocket, without the bulk of that unwieldy extra layer of fabric!
- Convenient fake ice cream, for those times when you want the look of a mobile frozen treat, without the discomfort or messy cleanup!
- People may try to lick you! (for those that are into that sort of thing!)
- People may try to lick you, succeed, and then you can sue them for sexual harassment and/or assault depending on the severity of the lick!
- Cures cancer!! (and by "cancer" I mean "lack of cute popsicle themed attire")
Sibling of Mitzi, the Strawberry icepop.
Printed on AA girly boybeater tank tops and mens/unisex tees!
THIS PARTIALLY EATEN SHIRT CAN BE YOURS FOR THE DELICIOUS PRICE OF $25.00