|  Not just a popsicle in your pocket, but utilizing SPACE AGE PUFFY INK TECHNOLOGY, this particular shirt features a THREE-DIMENSIONAL PUFFY POPSICLE... that's still kinda flat... in a two-dimensional pocket. *ahem* Wearing such a piece of high tech puffiness on your chest carries many benefits! For instance, AT LONG LAST you can finally walk with proper balance thanks to the slight yet significant added weight of the puffy ink to your left side. No longer will you keep falling to the right in comical yet injurious manner! No longer will the children at the playground laugh and call you "Unstable Umberto" (as your lack of balance MUST be the reason they call you that, and not, you know, because of the "incident" a few years back. The charges were dropped and no one died, I say we should move forward.) Aside from such miraculous chiropractic medicine, this shirt will prove to those same children at the playground ONCE AND FOR ALL that flat popsicles with a width of approximately 5 millimeters DO exist. How else would a COMPLETELY THR33-DIM3NSIONAL replica of one be featured on the shirt* you're wearing?? Exactly. Mitzi, the strawberry ice pop who resides in this faux pocket, is quite the classy miss. Her favorite movies include My Little Pony: The Movie and The Substitute starring Tom Berenger. Mitzi has been sober 15 years and enjoys shoe cobbling in her spare time. Sibling of Frederick, the orange popsiclet. Screenprinted with puffy ink (please read washing instructions), and available in a wide array of shirt colors! (girly and unisex sizes) THIS PARTIALLY EATEN SHIRT CAN BE YOURS FOR THE DELICIOUS PRICE OF $20.00! Please choose your size/color to the left! note: Due to the large variety of shirt colors I have available (as a first print test; depending on sales/requests, many colors many not be available in future printings), this order page is slightly different. Please choose the size/color you would like to order on the left, then click any of the two conveniently placed "add to cart" buttons as you normally would. If you would like to order more than one of this design, just add your choices to your cart separately. I apologize for any inconvenience, and thank you for bearing with me!! |
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 * created by a TOTALLY reputable garment design designer-er, who utilizes SPACE AGE PUFFY INK TECHNOLOGY |
